10 Cheesy Dad Business Jokes

We all need a reason to smile every now and then, right?

To help everyone find the joy in running a business we’ve put together this completely definitive list of the ten cheesiest business jokes we could find.

  1. We tried to start a hot air ballooning business but it never took off.
  2. What sort of money do you need if you want to start your own landscaping business? A hedge fund.
  3. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  4. I've started a small business building boats in my attic. Sails are going through the roof!
  5. Accountants are so misunderstood because only a fraction of people get them.
  6. I once owned a paper business but it folded.
  7. Of all the inventions of the last century, the dry erase board is the most remarkable.
  8. How many marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It isn’t too late to make this neon instead, is it?
  9. What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
  10. What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

That’s the lot. We’ll show ourselves out…